Dear Aziz Ansari,
I downloaded your comedy album (oh so legally) the other day and listened to it while I drove back from visiting my parents house (now it is like we went on a road trip together!). I thought that maybe one day when you are googling yourself you will find this blog post. I just hope you don't die because of it.
I am jealous that you hang out with Kanye West because he is probably one of my favorite celebrities due to his ridiculousness. Have you seen
this video?? It will blow your mind. And
this one is just awesome. I bet you have seen those videos because you two are so tight. They were probably your idea huh. Well maybe your cousin would enjoy them if he hasn't seen them yet.
So I was trying to think of a reason why you would want to respond to me, and then I remembered that I am running a campaign against climate change! You should be our mascot :) Or we could just hang out sometime.
xoxo
Moey.
moeyoldbold@gmail.com